heatherhighlander:

petitetiaras:

If Belle remained in the enchanted castle and didn’t fall in love with the Beast before the last petal fell, she’d quite literally turn into a bell

WAT

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

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Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

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how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.


19th & 20th century tiaras


flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe


a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff


skinnigirlproblems:

danielcabrelugo:

Me listening music :3

Trip time


skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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white-wid0w:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Anonymous asked: Describe a bad blowjob

arside:

nicevagina:

Omfg


capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2


nico-hulkenbutt:

doctor-ood:




I present you: Eurovision 2013

Eurovision is the best fucking thing in the world ok


dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS



argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school