If Belle remained in the enchanted castle and didn’t fall in love with the Beast before the last petal fell, she’d quite literally turn into a bell.WAT
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Me listening music :3
I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture
public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity
and then you look down at your textbook and its like
nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child
is that not the plot of iron man 2
I present you: Eurovision 2013
Eurovision is the best fucking thing in the world ok
i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school