churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that



nervous-neon:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

rosejanenoble:

I’m fairly certain I’ve reblogged this before, but goddamn, they’re all sO CUTE.

#Can we talk about how realistic this is #it literally has almost every body type and preference here #big thighed #skinny waist #freckles #tall #short #gay #straight #red kneed #thigh gap #tattoos #piercings #girls with short hair #guys with dyed hair #short dresses #skinny jeans #these could have been drawn so stereotypically yet they’re not #however they’re still perfect

Fukari is an amazing artists


rowenatheravenclaw:

GET TO KNOW ME: [5/5] FAVOURITE MOVIES

the avengers

maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. because if we can’t protect the earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.



John Paul Jones photographed by Chris Walter, 1969.



lauramyunicorn:

camwhoreconfessional:

Warning: This man is a sexual predator. Please reblog.

He has listings on both Craislist and Fetlife for 2 rooms for rent to women only in his apartment in the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago. He repeatedly pressured me to drink alcohal. He took every opportunity to touch me and press his body against me while I was at the apartment. He told me multiple times while I was looking at the apartment how sexy he thought I was. He stood in the doorway trying to convince me to stay while I was trying to leave.

He did not press me further than that, but that could be because I made it a point to have the tazer in my pocket visible and showed my pepper spray while digging in my purse.

These are text messages he sent to me after I left. Unfortunately I do not know his name. He goes by BBCSIR on Fetlife. Avoid him at all costs.

What a dick!


mcu-thorsif:

110% certain that odin writes fanfiction about them in his spare time


Thor in The Avengers by Jerome Opeña


that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL


sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.